OK, so it's been a few years and Bave Balls hasn't been posting. Why? Cause I couldn't be arsed, simple as that. But now I'm back from outer space with that sad look on my face. So, what's new? Well, strangely enought, fuck all. Still dealing with dipshits on a daily basis. Although Dave Balls is now having to embrace the Internet. It seems clients in their infinite wisdom are seeing traditional advertising as a waste of money, so instead are throwing everything into the empty shit bucket known as the Internet. Call it copywriting and no fucker wants to know. Call it SEO writing and you've got a licence to print money. Go fingering figure. As me old mum used to say. Bless her.