Make it stop.

I was in a meeting with an account handler today. As you may have noticed from my earlier posts Dave Balls hates them all with a passion and wishes a pox on them and their families.

The meeting started with shit-for-brains stating:

"I just wanted to give you a heads-up.'

FUCK-OFF. TALK FUCKING ENGLISH YOU INBRED PUSS-SEEPING PIMPLE ON THE ARSE OF HUMANITY.

You are talking to me face to face, not typing to some bloody so-called-mate on Facebook who you are only keeping in touch with so you can feel popular.

It's only monday. When I sober up from a weekend of liver abuse I am sure it will get worse.

Cock

Daddy, daddy what did you do today at work? Well dear, I thought of famous films and replaced one word of each with the word 'cock'. And here they are:

Saving Private Cock

The Cock Father

Indian Jones and the Temple of Cock

Edward Cockhands

When Harry met Cock

A Fistful of Cock

The Surecock Redemption

Shindeler’s cock

12 Angry Cocks

To Cock a Mockingbird

Internal sunshine of the spotless cock (Ok so I changed that one a bit more)

Seven Cocks for Seven Brothers

Raging cock

A Cock too Far

Cock it like Beckham

The Little Cock of Horrors

Full Metal Cock

Some like it Cock

Butch Cock and the Sundance Kid

It’s a Wonderful Cock

Cockhand Luke

Harry Potter and the Cock of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and the Cock of Fire

Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Cocks

Who Cocked Roger Rabbit?

Spongebob Cockpants the Movie

Cockalypto

The Da Vinci Cock

Tim Burton’s, The Cock Before Christmas

Close Encounters of the Cock Kind

Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Cock

Wallace and Gromit: The Cock of the Were-Rabbit

The Silence of the Cocks

Honey I Shrunk the Cock

Uncle Cock

Bravecock

Cockwork Orange

Cock Bandits

Cockablanka

Citizen Cock

Dr Strange Cock

Cock of Arabia

2001 a Cock Odyssey



And the winner is:

Das Cock


You see it was this or write a fucking leaflet for paving tiles. Lord give me strength. If only enough to twat an account handler.