Daddy, daddy what did you do today at work? Well dear, I thought of famous films and replaced one word of each with the word 'cock'. And here they are:
Saving Private Cock
The Cock Father
Indian Jones and the Temple of Cock
Edward Cockhands
When Harry met Cock
A Fistful of Cock
The Surecock Redemption
Shindeler’s cock
12 Angry Cocks
To Cock a Mockingbird
Internal sunshine of the spotless cock (Ok so I changed that one a bit more)
Seven Cocks for Seven Brothers
Raging cock
A Cock too Far
Cock it like Beckham
The Little Cock of Horrors
Full Metal Cock
Some like it Cock
Butch Cock and the Sundance Kid
It’s a Wonderful Cock
Cockhand Luke
Harry Potter and the Cock of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Cock of Fire
Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Cocks
Who Cocked Roger Rabbit?
Spongebob Cockpants the Movie
Cockalypto
The Da Vinci Cock
Tim Burton’s, The Cock Before Christmas
Close Encounters of the Cock Kind
Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Cock
Wallace and Gromit: The Cock of the Were-Rabbit
The Silence of the Cocks
Honey I Shrunk the Cock
Uncle Cock
Bravecock
Cockwork Orange
Cock Bandits
Cockablanka
Citizen Cock
Dr Strange Cock
Cock of Arabia
2001 a Cock Odyssey
And the winner is:
Das Cock
You see it was this or write a fucking leaflet for paving tiles. Lord give me strength. If only enough to twat an account handler.
You forgot some:
ReplyDeleteJailhouse Cock
When Harry Met Cock
To Kill A Cockingbird
The Last Cock On The Left
The Texas Chainsaw Cock
Angels With Dirty Cocks
The Evil Cocks
The Cock Who Loved Me
The Wicker Cock
Rosemary's Cock
Dr. Strangecock (or How I Learned to Stop Worying and Love the Cock)
High Plains Cock
I Was a Teenage Cock
Die Hard With a Cock
I Spit On Your Cock
Christ. If I get any more bored I'll have to get a job.